Bloody Brexit

So with apologies to Captain Hamish Blair who’s poem, the Bloody Orkneys was the inspiration for this head melt. Give it a read I’ve added a link, it’s very funny in a cranky, end of my tether kind of way, speaking of which…

Here’s a bloody Eaton mess,

Outcome? Anybody’s guess,

As we try to sort EU egress,

because of bloody Brexit.

For eurosceptic bloody Tories,

with latin bloody allegories,

and xenophobic bloody stories,

clammer for bloody Brexit.

Then Nigel quaffs his bloody beer,

complaining of Project Bloody Fear,

and bloody migrants over here,

He too, wants bloody Brexit.

Listening to this bloody din,

Cameron just caves bloody in,

Now look at the state we’re bloody in,

Because of bloody Brexit.

The promise on that bloody bus,

was nothing but a bloody russ,

to fool and hoodwink bloody us,

to vote for bloody Brexit.

That bloody vote was a bloody joke,

It’ll leave the country bloody broke,

The hardest hit are ordinary folk,

because of bloody Brexit.

So Teresa makes a last ditch appeal,

to back the bloody backstop deal,

but it’s been her Achilles bloody heel,

for a harder bloody Brexit.

And Corbyn’s just the bloody same,

No bloody difference in his bloody game,

it would just be a change of bloody name,

if he ran bloody Brexit.

Meanwhile Rees-Mogg fears vote Remain,

It’s the strongest threat to his capital gain,

His profit margin will be bloody profane,

if he succeeds with bloody Brexit.

The calls from ‘Leave’ are bloody erratic,

Calling a second vote undemocratic,

but they have cash in the bloody attic,

to cushion them from bloody Brexit.

Parliament can’t bloody choose,

no bloody winners, we all will loose

I think I’ll hit the bloody booze,

to forget about bloody Brexit!